10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World

Although illegal and frowned upon in many countries, prostitution is one of the world’s oldest professions. The “workers” have been making good money from the beginning and have been making a lot more in the recent past. The demand for paid sex has increased dramatically in the last decade or more. I’m most countries, brothels and bordellos have been shut down because they are illegal but in countries like Germany, France, Australia, Netherlands etc, these institutions if you like, are more than just a means of steady income. They have slowly become tourist attractions, just not a family affair (if you know what I mean). These 10 brothels are some of the coolest in the world. Some still stand erect (no pun intended) while some have been shut down.

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World

10. Pascha

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
We begin our journey in Germany at a brothel named Pascha. Located in the heart of Cologne, this building is as an office building. But upon entering, we can see what this place is all about. It is a massive 29,000 square feet area and the building itself has a total of 12 storeys and 126 rooms. There are about 80 employees that maintain the rooms and floors. There are over 120 prostitutes that tend to every fantasy of more than 1000 customers a day. The sheer size of this brothel has earned its “largest brothel in Europe” name tag. When it started in 1972, it was named Eros Center. Pascha holds many bars, nightclubs and hotels as well which gives the customers a chance to relax as well.

9. Maison d’envie

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
Next on the list, we stay in Germany but move to Berlin. As far as brothels go, the Maison d’envie takes prostitution to a whole new level. If you wonder what it takes for a brothel to make this list, how about helping the environment as a reason? Yes, it is true. The Maison has started a special offer for its customers wherein if they visit the brothel by public transport or if they cycle to it, their expenditure will be reduced by a certain percentage. The visitors need to prove their travel means in the form of a public transport ticket or a cycle padlock key. The owner Thomas Goetz has announced that his business has gained 3 to 4 new customers every week because of his “environment friendly” offer.

8. Mobile Sex

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
Now we move on to France which is known as the sexiest country in the world and what better way to prove that distinction by legalizing prostitution. Sadly solicitation of sex is illegal. Therefore, the city of Lyon decided to bring prostitution to its customers. There are a number of white vans that drive around the city’s main roads and lanes. These vans have women in them and if the van door is open, it means that they are available for business. If the door is closed and the van can be seen rocking, the customer needs to come back later for an appointment. This is the ultimate home delivery service. If only they delivered pizza as well.

7. Stiletto

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
Jumping to Australia next and the famous city of Sydney. Sydney is Australia’s most magnificent city. It plays host too many luxury restaurants, homes and other tourist attractions. The world renowned Sydney Opera House is one of its biggest attractions. So, in a city that classy, it is only fit that the brothels live up to its standard and the Stiletto does justice to the city’s elegance. It is a luxurious, classy brothel that has private entrances and parking underground. It has a special escort service as well that allows customers to book women for outdoor meetings. There have a number of themed suites and rooms. The executive suites are; the Duchess Suite, the Director’s Suite, the Governor’s Suite, the Royal Suite and the Presidential Suite. All the suites come with indoor hot pools, spas, stripper poles, waterfalls, and double queen sized beds and pool tables. The rooms are all themed and designed according to the theme with erotic paintings and decor.

6. Mustang Ranch Resort

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
Taking number six is the Mustang Ranch Resort located in the United States. Found in Nevada near Reno, this brothel aims at becoming the “Ritz-Carlton” of brothels. Joe Conforte originally founded and owned the place in 1971. It was called Mustang Bridge Ranch when it opened. At the time, it was Nevada’s first licensed brothel. During the years, United States tightened the rules of prostitution and Conforte fled leaving the properties open to purchase. It was shut down and recently reopened in the year 2005 by Lance Gilman. The state officially handed the ownership to Gilman in 2006 and it still continues its business. They even have their very own website mustangranchbrothel.com.

5. Star Wars Burlesque

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
Halfway through the list and it only gets better from now on. We stay in the United States for the next brothel. Located in Los Angeles, the Star Wars Burlesque show takes place at the Bordello Club. This is a themed show that targets the geeky customers. The women strip tease for the customers but not in the conventional method. They are dressed as the characters from the sci-fi blockbuster, Star War, from the Princess Leia to Jabba the Hutt and Darth Vader as well. These women know exactly what to do to get to the customers weak spot. Talk about dreams coming true.

4. The Site

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
We travel back to the land down under for another rare and exquisite brothel. It is a place called The Site and yet again, it is found in beautiful Sydney. The usual brothel lets you choose the woman you wish to be with based on physical attributes. But The Site really knows how to treat its customers well. They actually let u choose a woman based on what kind of an experience you are looking for. So, whether it is a “girlfriend experience with a blonde” or a “wild 50 shades of grey routine with a redhead”, they have it for you. The Site is one of the most visited brothels in Sydney and now we know why.

3. Nana Entertainment Plaza

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
When we think of the word wild, we often think of Bangkok and that is exactly where we are heading. The Nana Entertainment Plaza also known as NEP is known as the world’s largest prostitution complex. There are a total of three storeys in this building and visitors and tourists from all over the world travel to the country just to see what the hype is all about. Originally reserved as a restaurant area in the 70’s, this brothel has undergone massive changes. In the 80’s, the Plaza was lit up by over 40 bars and go-go dancers. These dancers worked in the bars and would make arrangements with the customers for an “after drinks special”. They would take the payments directly which meant the removal of the middle man.

2. Alien Cathouse

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
We travel back to the United States and to Nevada once again. This time we look at another themed institution which suits the location perfectly. The Alien Cathouse is just south of where the original Area 51 was situated. And where there is conspiracy, there should be aliens and that is exactly what this cathouse gives its customers. It gives sci-fi and UFO enthusiasts a chance to live their dreams. There are bars and gift shops as well as hotels in the location. The rooms are aptly named “Atlantis Fantasy” and “Holodeck” but the star attraction is a room called “Alien Abduction and Probing Room” which holds a number of kinky toys and tools to enhance the whole experience. Here you can find more information and pictures too

1. Big Sister

10 Coolest Brothels and Bordellos in the World
For the number one spot, we go all the way to the Czech Republic for a brothel experience like no other. The girls here are mostly Czech or Slovak but that is not the best part about it. This brothel allows its customers free “transactions”. The only catch is that the customers are required to sign an agreement to which they give the establishment full right to upload their videos online. This is the way Big Sister earns its income. There are over 58 cameras in the building and its rooms and the sessions are all recorded for the sole purpose of uploading and earning. The customers can pick up a copy of their rendezvous before leaving for a small fee. The only other expense for the customers is that they need to pay a small amount to the chosen woman before entering. This is not her fees but it is for a tour of the brothel. If you would like a web tour you can check this out.

Written By; Candice Quigley